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ABOUT
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Hi! We're
just a couple of backyard farmers with more turds than brains.
THE STORY BEGINS Out behind the barn is a giant pile of manure. After looking at this dung heap for years on end, we began to see little creatures emerging from the pile. First to arrive on the
scene was our little 'Pet Turd' Wanting to share our new found 'family' with other turd lovers, we created this website. Browse and enjoy. Most important, buy a few and share them with your friends! ABOUT THE SHIT LIST BOXED COLLECTIBLES - The most abundant of farm by-products has been painstakingly transformed into whimsical adult novelties for a 'shit load' of fun. Large box 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/4" square; Small box 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/4" square. BAGS OF SHIT - Witty manure moppets packaged in economical plastic poly bags. Ideal for party favors and grab bags. Bag size, 4" x 4". All turds have been specially preserved and packaged to assure you that 'OUR SHIT DON'T STINK'. Each turd is then handcrafted and labeled. Turds was established in 1983 and is still producing in the new millennium! |
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After gaining his confidence, he introduced us to the rest of his turdy
friends buried in the pile. Just imagine our joy 
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